Uninteresting fact nr. 1: I didn't know what linguistics was when I was eleven. I know this because I read an interesting article about the origins of fenno-ugrians (the languages) and I tried to find out more about it by studying history.
Uninteresting fact nr.2 : I finished Invitation to linguistics today. I'm rewarding myself by taking a break before continuing to study.
Uninteresting fact nr. 3: Yes, I do know I'm a dull person. However, that doesn't mean I'd want to make your life easier by not scrubbing my life against your faces.