Marshmallow Bunny Suicides
[The grey knight's Easter Special]
Inspired by the
Bunny Survival Tests
page, here is a story of five little marshmallow bunnies who were sick of
life and decided to end it all.
[UPDATE March 2005 - This is a
humourous item included for the purpose of amusement only and is not
intended to imply that I in any way advocate or endorse suicide,
euthanasia or suchlike criminal acts.]
|Bunny No. 1 went with the Bag and Band method.
His last words: "I wish my father had used one of these."
|Bunny No. 2 (assisted by bunnies 3 & 4) decided on
||This variation of the method neatly disposes of the body.
|Bunny No. 3 went for decapitation by CD-ROM drive.
||Just press the button and hold still...
||But it's a fairly messy method.|
|Bunny No.4 tried an overdose.
||This was a bad idea.
|Bunny No. 4: "Now this should work."
||Summoning up the courage to jump...
||A very effective method.|
|Last updated: Mar 14th 2005
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