[The grey knight's Easter Special]
Inspired by the Bunny Survival Tests page, here is a story of five little marshmallow bunnies who were sick of life and decided to end it all.
[UPDATE March 2005 - This is a humourous item included for the purpose of amusement only and is not intended to imply that I in any way advocate or endorse suicide, euthanasia or suchlike criminal acts.]
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| Bunny No. 1 went with the Bag and Band method. His last words: "I wish my father had used one of these." |
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| Bunny No. 2 (assisted by bunnies 3 & 4) decided on hanging. | This variation of the method neatly disposes of the body. |
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| Bunny No. 3 went for decapitation by CD-ROM drive. | Just press the button and hold still... | But it's a fairly messy method. |
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| Bunny No.4 tried an overdose. | This was a bad idea. |
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| Bunny No. 4: "Now this should work." | Summoning up the courage to jump... | A very effective method. |
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| Drowning in vodka seemed a good way to go. | But Bunny No. 5 wanted to make a statement. | The Energizer Bunny. |
| Last updated: Mar 14th 2005 | All death threats to: Grey Knight |
