yesterday night i had a dream, perhaps the most bizarre dreams that i have ever been able to remember. i was living somewhere, tropical i presume, and for some reason i had taken a large crab as a pet. however, the large crab grew quite fond of me, eventually fixing itself around my left arm with it's legs and refusing to move. so, to get rid of the crab, i just put on a shirt. after all, if i didn't see the crab that was now attached to my arm, it wasn't there...right? after i had done this, i went out on the tropical area where i lived, and a turtle rose out of the sea and began to follow me wherever i went. needless to say, this pissed me off quite a bit, so i began to treat the turtle like a canine, and threw twigs for it to fetch. seeing as how turtles are quite slow, i figured i would be able to leave very quickly and have the turtle never find me again. however, the turtle turned out to be faster than i stereotypically expected and returned shortly. i gave up trying to get rid of it, and accepted it being around me as i did the crab on my left arm. after a while, i began to grow fond of the turtle and would occaisonally pet it's head if i was in a good mood. then, for some reason, i became very tired of both turtle and crab. i threw the turtle back into the ocean, and for some reason it did not come back. then i began to try ot force the crab off of my arm. however, somehow i had intuition that the crab had poisoned legs, and that if i tried to remove it, i would poison myself most likely. yet, somehow i managed to pry all the legs loose at the same time in order to avoid being punctured by any of their sharp ends. once i had peeled the crab off my arm, i threw it to the ground and it scuttered away as well. then i sat in a chair and rested. then the dream ended.